Wedding-Crack."And do you, Mr Faucet pipe, take Herr Stick to be your lawfully wedded wife?"The priest, not getting an answer, looked down to the sobbing Russian man, who managed to compose himself enough to utter "He say yes", before breaking down into (manly) tears.Japan shifted in his seat. He understood little of what or why was happening, but hadn't wanted to offend Ludwig with his invitation to such a "joyous" occasion.After Ivan (Japan had never seen him cry before. The whole thing was very disturbing) had "translated" for Mr Faucet pipe, Germany, burst into a series of very unmanly sobs.Kiku needed to get some new friends."Then I pronounce you Faucet and wife"The priest, having done what he had been paid a hefty price to do, hurried out of the church and away from these most likely insane people.The German and Russian then looked over at each other, and with cries of "мой друг!" and "mien freund!" embraced.Hungary got her camera ou
Pirate UK X Reader - Inter. Story Ch. 3PLEASE READ ARTIST'S COMMENTS!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Hurry up!" he demanded, grabbing you by the back of your shirt and pulling you out of the cell. The man dragged you to the exit door and threw you onto the main deck. You fell to the ground scrapping your knees and smacking your face on the hard ground. You lifted your head and were face to face with more mucky looking men. You could feel your stomach turn just by looking at them, but then soon came to realization.You were on a pirate's ship!How in the hell did you wind up, captured on a pirate's ship? You quickly thought back to try and remember when you encountered when a light bulb went off. The anonymous ship you saw was in fact a pirate ship, not something that was just abandoned. You mentally kicked yourself for being stupid for walking into this situation."Hurry up!" the dirty pirate yelled again, picking you up by the hair, making you winces, but held in a cry to try and not appear weak."Let me go!" you growled, squirming arou
Death At First Sight Ch 4 Vampire!RomaniaxReaderYou slowly slipped out of Romania's grasp and out the door of your room and then out of the house. You ran into the woods, faster than you ever thought you could run and stopped to rest at a nearby tree."Finally..got away.." You panted. You looked up when you heard rustling. A squirrel bounded out of the bushed. You sighed, relived and continued to walk."Now all I have to do is find my old hotel, gather my things, and leave for home." You said to yourself as started to walk down the path, trying to ignore the knot of pain of hunger in your body."What the hell am I going to eat?" You thought. "I could've eaten that squirrel..wait what am I saying?!" You contined to walk, and stopped to rest at a nearby tree. You panted a bit, and saw a racoon crawl in front of you. You felt the urge for blood, and lunged at the racoon, missing it by a hair." I did not just do that.." You mumbled, sitting down against the tree and putting your head in your hands. "What is wrong with me?" You thought.